What has the 21rst century made of us ?
Every generation has its flaws and ours is kind of creepy.
Need to be liked by everyone ? Need to confide in someone ? Need to gossip ?
You’re telling me that these are all normal stuff about any human being but let me tell you something my friend, we are freaks. The Internet ruined us and here is why :
Facebook – Twitter – Instagram – PinInterest – Tumblr – Blogspot – MySpace (or the 2 or 3 people there) – Google + - Youtube…
The websites are numerous and the principal source of gossiping.
Who needs to actually speak with someone to know anything about his / her life ; a simple Google search and you could almost know one’s bank account number.
Over gossiping
Over sharing (because no, no one asked you what you had for dinner or what your cat looks like when it sleeps)
And a fucking desperate need for « LIKES »
Today, people need others to approve what they are doing to feel content.
« Oh my god, I only had 6 likes on my holidays' picture, does that mean that my vacations sucked ? »
But pay attention people, do not forget that you are…
One click away from ruining your social or / and professional lives.
« Oopsy »
More than the social networks, the Internet turned us into a bunch of hypochondriac maniacs.
Whenever one feels like their arm hurts too much for over 2 minutes, thinks that he is about to have a heart attack and starts on writing his postmortem speech !
Checking out our diseases on the web had become such a sport that in France, one of the most consulted website is « Doctissimo » , also known as the gateway to the most terrifying stories and the proof of the extent of human stupidity.
The Internet also helps people create false identities. How many people say that they are more comfortable speaking through a computer with the help of a keyboard than have a "face to face" conversation.
Do not be fools ! They’re not shy (well some might be), they’re just trying to trick you into believing that they’re more interesting than they actually are.
Google is their new BFF and to appear smarter is their goal.
Google is kinda the digital Wing Man 2.0.
The following content is rated M. Please keep children and sensitive minds from the screen :
Share, Retweet, Reddit … Dude BREATHE. But shit, we all stink, cause syphilis emanates from every pore of our bodies cause Hello, we are all "Facebook whores".
And so am I.
