Hello world,
This is gonna be a short entry as we are Sunday Morning… and if you are wondering why I am having trouble writing a sunday morning, something is definitely wrong with your college years.
Today I feel like no introduction is necessary for the subject I am going to approach, I just wanna scream :
" What's the thing about friends and their flaws exacerbated during parties? "
There is :
- John, The Stoner
I am not talking about the Weed Friendly Guy you have in your group (4/20, what's up?),
No no, I am more referring to the friend you have that is literally living in his own head. It seems that like Obelix, someone dropped him in some weird mix of exotic plants and sorcery - also known as some pretty good shit - when he was a kid.
He is perfectly clean, but he is just somewhere else...
Now bear with me and imagine the effects of loud music, shots of alcohol and psychedelic lights on John. He's dancing with the fairies at this point.
And it is your responsibility to watch over him and make sure he gets home just fine because deep down, he is a good kid!
-Emma, The Know-It-All
During the day, mummy of the group, during the night, real pain in everyone's asses!
- Do not dance like a slut
- Do not take another shot
- Go ask for a glass of water, you need it. Now!
The worst thing is that usually, Emma is far more gone than you are..
And it is your responsibility to watch over her and make sure she gets home just fine because deep down, she is a good kid!
-Jessica, The Cheerleader
She dreams in colors and makes sure to share her optimism with the world.
She advises everyone to take their chances! " Go on stage and show them who owns the dance floor" " Yes you can make out with her, she is definitely in your league" , " Yes you can jump, I am sure you are going to be just fine"
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"Hey Lola, I am just gonna talk with these two nice guys in the dark corner right there, they have something good and shiny to show me"
...
And it is your responsibility to watch over her and make sure she gets home just fine because deep down, she is a good kid!
-Greg, The Fighter
"Why is Dave giving me the Stink Eye? ... Bitch is dead"
Do I really have to tell you more?
No.
And it is your responsibility to watch over him and make sure he gets home just fine because deep down, he is a good kid!
-Alex, The "Horny Bunny" who lost all sense of self preservation
I am not going to talk about your usual horny friend (female or male) that chases his desired partner(s) all night long, playing with the limits of harassment.
Those are baby players in comparison with our friend Alex, who at some point stopped making the difference between human - animal - object - moving - unmoving...
I am going to pass on every gory detail but your life is not complete until you stumble into Alex snogging a water jump. That is all I am going to say on this matter.
But let's not forget that : it is your responsibility to watch over him (her) and make sure he/she gets home just fine because deep down, he/she is a good kid!
-Sammy, The Sober
I can't really see any flaws in him, he is just on the list because he deserves to be on every list of the universe because he is so cool.
And it is his responsibility to watch over me and make sure I get home just fine because deep down, I am a good kid!
Final word : Damn, I am a real chatterbox, it was genuinely supposed to be a short article. But well … it's Sunday, and I do have all the time of the world :)
(cause everyone knows Time just stops moving on Sundays)
